HKSS 5?THE HITOMI AND KIKARI SHOW SHOW 5Hitomi: Hi, this is Hitomi and Kikari with the local news. There have been some reports of random funniness going on with the new hit show, HKSS or The Hitomi And Kikari Show Show. The fabulous and hillarious Hitomi and her not so fabulous co-host Kikari have been spreading the gift of funniness throughout deviant art.Now, if only her co-host would be more like her.Kikari: Why you little-!(slaps Hitomi)Hitomilaughs) Do you feel better now?Kikari: (smugly) Yes, I do.Hitomi: Good! (slaps face)(have a huge slap fight)Ceiling: DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE HOSTS OF THIS SHOW WILL BE IN THE HOSPITAL VERY SOON... OR NOW. (ambulance pulls in driveway) THE SHOW IS ENDING HERE. GOOD NIGHT.Random Hippi: Peace out, dudes!Ceiling: Oh, out a sock in it.
HKSS 4The Hitomi And Kikari Show Show 4(this is a time when Zuko still lived in E ville)Kikari: Hi! Errr...again. Today we are going to be talking about-Hitomi: EVERYONE TURNS INTO A POKEMON 'CAUSE I SAY SO JUTSU!!!!Kikari: Wait no we shouldn't- OMG I'M A MINUN!!!!!Hitomi: Well, yeah. I'm a CYNDAQUIL!!! YESSS!!!!Kikari: If you're a minun, who's a plusle?Yukari: I am!!!Yukari & Kikari: (high five) Yay!!!Zuko: WHY IS THERE A BLUE HAIRED GUY IN THE WAY OF MY REFLECTION!!!!Kikari: DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH BLUE HAIR?!!!!Itachi: WHY AM I A WEASEL? WEASELS AREN'T POKEMON OR EVEN RELATED TO POKEMON!!!Toph: Hey I can see again! Too bad I'm a sandshrew. Wow, Aang, I imagined you a lot taller.Aang: WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT'S A PIKACHU!!! AM I ONE??? ANSWER ME!!!Hitomi: Yes, you are a pikachu, just one that has every element, except for thunder.Aang: How many elements are there?Hitomi: I dunno, 5,000.(randomly sets everyone 'cept Katareon on fire)Aang: I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!! MWA HA HA HA HA